I had this thought which could be turned into some type of sketch comedy. A man has a terrible diet with high cholesterol and goes to his doctor. His doctor puts him on some kind of cholesterol lowering medicine in pill form. However, the man has a hard time swallowing pills. He has to swallow these pills three times a day. In order to help him swallow the pills he coats them in mayonnaise. Over time he adjust his diet but his cholesterol levels remain high. Coating the pills in mayonnaise directly negates the impact of the cholesterol lowering medicine.
This sounded great in my head. As I typed it, it sounded much worse.